you guys are not going to believe what i did this morning!

i’m spent the night at my folks’ place last night and they are out of town for the weekend.  last night i was cleaning out a couple of cupboards and had all this trash to throw out.  given it was late and it’s creepy to go to the side of the house when it’s dark, i figured i’d get up early, take the trash out, and leave it on the curb for the garbage truck guys to come get it today.

so i stumble out of bed at 7am, walked downstairs, and promptly set off the house alarm.  scared the shit out of me when the damn thing started screaming!  i forgot i turned it on before i went to sleep.  oh my god! 

before you know it, the security folks are on the phone.  i don’t know the secret "i tripped the alarm by accident" code.  next thing you know, the police are at the house wanting to see my id.  do i look like i’m robbing my house a trash bag at a time?

oy!  great way to start the day.  right.

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